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Show me your genitals

(Source: alarmforce)

funkies:

I want to be nicole richie when I grow up. 

(Source: genarowlands)

in-my-mouth:

Double Glazed Funfetti Donuts


Unnngh

Yep my life

(Source: milkyytea)

Growing my hair out over the last 5 months (march 16th-august 7th)

My buzzcut is now officially a pixie cut!

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, Charmin. [@charmin]
tastefullyoffensive:

[unholypotato]

You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

(Source: andrewgarfielddaily)