install theme
silenthill:

mojo jojo

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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"Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?"

eyecandyandlust:

Why am I laughing so hard
sherlocksexperiments:

my friend just sent me this and im in the middle of a class and I cant stop laughing
purtie:

This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website

irisannwest:

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

Anonymous:
Do you swallow?
Me:

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot

ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

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reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them